the last ronin game trailer drop has the internet arguing if it’s the ultimate Turtles fantasy or just a really good excuse to ignore your family responsibilities. Gamers are already planning their divorce papers, convinced that this dark, gritty, rage-fueled revenge story is actually a metaphor for their own epic grind—ignoring that they’ll probably just get stuck on the tutorial boss and then tweet about how "the last ronin game" is too hard, thereby creating a new genre: emotional damage speedruns.