Dude thinks he can speedrun relationship fails faster than Epic Games can fix their fortnite server status
It seems the internet has collectively decided that nothing, not even a breakup, is more stressful than logging on to find the servers down. The irony here is thick enough to build a wall out of. We’ve all been there: you block out an hour of your day, grab your gamer fuel, and hit play. But instead of dropping into a Battle Royale, you’re left staring at a matchmaking queue that moves slower than a snail on a salt flat. The viral joke is that this dude’s emotional devastation is being mocked because, in the grand scheme of gamer problems, nothing hurts more than a rejected login request. We laugh to keep from crying, because let’s be real, Epic Games’ server updates hit harder than any rejection text ever could.