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Common sense check: People are losing their minds over "the last ronin game" but can't even keep their own lawns tidy.

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Common sense check: People are losing their minds over "the last ronin game" but can't even keep their own lawns tidy.

As if we haven't got real problems, now everyone's losing their minds over some cartoon ninja game called the last ronin game. I saw five posts about it on this group this morning. Five. Meanwhile, my neighbour's bins have been out on the pavement for three days. Priorities, people. I get it, nostalgia sells, but let's be honest—how many of you actually finished the original Ninja Turtles game without cheat codes? Don't pretend. I swear, the next person who posts a screenshot of their "epic boss battle" is getting an unrequested photo of my weed-filled flowerbeds. Use some common sense.