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the last ronIn game announced, but only for people who already own 8 different consoles and a firstborn child

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the last ronIn game announced, but only for people who already own 8 different consoles and a firstborn child

AITA for rolling my eyes so hard I saw my own brain? So NXIVM or whatever just dropped the hot scoop that the *last ronin game* is real, but the catch is you need a PS5, Xbox Series X, a Nintendo Switch, a gaming PC with a 5090, a Steam Deck, a Ouya, a Dreamcast, and a signed photo of Kevin Conroy to get the exclusive pre-order skin. TL;DR: gaming is a scam, capitalism is a joke, and I will still pay $70 for it because I have no self-respect.