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Man Tries to Use 'Emotional Support Raccoon' as Proof of Residency to Sneak Into Madison Square Garden, Gets Ejected Faster Than Knicks Fans' Hopes

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Man Tries to Use 'Emotional Support Raccoon' as Proof of Residency to Sneak Into Madison Square Garden, Gets Ejected Faster Than Knicks Fans' Hopes

TL;DR A guy showed up to MSG with a raccoon in a tiny vest, claimed it was his therapy animal, and argued it proved he lived in Section 213. Security laughed harder than I do at my own jokes and escorted him out. AITA for thinking this is the best thing that's happened at the Garden all year?