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Local Residents Furious After 'Stellar Blade' Manhole Covers Stolen for Scrap Metal—'Common Sense Says This Is Ridiculous'

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Local Residents Furious After 'Stellar Blade' Manhole Covers Stolen for Scrap Metal—'Common Sense Says This Is Ridiculous'

You've got to be kidding me. I just saw the news about our neighborhood losing all those 'Stellar Blade' manhole covers last night. Someone actually pried them up and hauled them off for cash! And let me tell you, as a local resident, my blood is boiling. Common sense says—if you see a manhole cover missing, you report it, not grab a crowbar. But no, we've got geniuses in this town thinking they're clever. Now we've got gaping holes in the street, a kid could fall in, and the city's scrambling for replacements. The 'stellar blade' design was actually nice too, for once something looked cool on our pavement. Now it's gone. Hope the scrap yard got a real good laugh for their 20 bucks. Wake up, people!