Star Wars Zero Company Actually Just My Neighbor’s Lawn Flamingos Set to Music – Where’s the Common Sense?
I can’t be the only one who’s fed up with this “Star Wars Zero Company” hype. I walk outside to grab my morning paper, and there’s Dave from three houses down blasting some tinny electronic version of the Imperial March from a speaker hidden in his plastic flamingo collection. He thinks he’s being “creative” or “viral,” but I call it common sense gone out the window. We’ve got potholes on Maple Street, kids can’t play in the cul-de-sac because of this noise pollution, and the only thing “zero” about it is his consideration for the rest of us. If this is the future of our neighborhood, I’m moving to the woods. Wake up, people!