So, Internet, AITA here or is Elon Musk literally trying to buy 'Star Wars Zero Company' just so he can rename it 'X-Wing' and make us all pay a monthly subscription to use the Force?
TL;DR: A leaked SEC filing allegedly shows a hostile takeover bid for the shell corporation rumored to be Disney's secretive "Star Wars Zero Company" division. If this goes through, expect lightsabers to require a "Verified Blue Check Mark" to ignite, while ticket prices for the new movie will be calculated using a dynamic pricing algorithm based on your credit score. I, for one, can't wait to pay $14.99 a month just to hear R2-D2 screech about crypto.