Stellar Blade Devs Issue Apology After Players Realize They Can’t Pet the Cat, Say “Technical Limitations” – AITA for Expecting a Kitty Petting Simulator in My Anime Barbie Slasher?
TL;DR: Game drops, everyone’s thirsting over the main character’s physics, but the real outrage is that a stray cat in a post-apocalyptic city is a “set piece,” not a pet-able entity. Devs blamed time constraints. Reddit collectively lost its mind, calling it unplayable. Rate the drama: 7/10 – more scandal than the jiggle physics discourse, but less than when they removed the “controversial” outfit.