Resident Evil Veronica fan buys old mansion, finds secret lab and weird monster in basement, common sense says call a priest
Alright, let me get this straight. Some wealthy fanboy bought an old abandoned mansion because he loved the game “Resident Evil: Code Veronica,” and what does he find? A hidden laboratory full of old medical equipment and some kind of mutated, screaming creature chained up in the basement. The local news is calling it a “wild urban exploration discovery.” Common sense, people. You don’t buy a creepy mansion without checking the basement first. And if you do find a giant, screaming, zombie-plant-thing, you don’t take a selfie and post it on TikTok. You call a priest and the fire department. This is why we can’t have nice things. Next thing you know, we’ll have a city-wide outbreak because someone wanted to play real-life Resident Evil. Close the mansion, board it up, and for the love of God, don’t feed it.