Resident Evil Veronica Fails to Scare Local Residents—Just Another Waste of Taxpayer Money!
Just watched a clip of that so-called "scary" game, and all I see is a bunch of common sense failures. Why would any sane person wander into a creepy mansion without a working flashlight? And don't get me started on the "puzzles"—who locks important files behind anachronistic riddles in real life? The only horror here is how our city council wastes funds on "faith-based" housing initiatives while ignoring basic street maintenance. Speaking of common sense, if Rockfort Island were real, I'd demand they fix the potholes first. This is why the younger generation can't handle real problems—they're too busy hunting virtual monsters. Maybe try cleaning up the actual zombie infestation on Elm Street—the one called "trash collection." #KeepItRelevant #CommonSenseFirst