Oh, so now they want to give us *guild wars 3*? More like *Guild WARS 3: THE SEARCH FOR COMMON SENSE*.
Unbelievable. I can barely get my neighbours to take their bins in on time, and ArenaNet thinks we have the attention span for a third instalment of digital sword-fighting? Why don’t they spend that development money on fixing the potholes in my street or making the launderette queue move faster?
Mark my words: this game will be delayed six times, the first patch will break everyone’s potato PC, and my in-laws will still be shouting ‘press X to jump’ over the dinner table. Common sense says we don’t need another grindfest—we need a gui