Hold My Microphone - When Phoebe Bridgers Tour Meets My Morning Commute and Common Sense Goes Out the Window
Alright neighbours, I’m about to lose it. I’m all for live music, but THIS is where we draw the line. I’m trying to get my kids to school, and I’m stuck behind a line of camper vans and SUVs wrapped in a sea of sad-girl merch. The Phoebe Bridgers tour rolled into town last night, and apparently, no one told these people that *parking lots exist*. They’re clogging up Maple Street like it’s a festival campground, blasting "Motion Sickness" at 7 AM. Newsflash: the rest of us have to go to work. Common sense says if you’re gonna camp out for a concert, do it in a designated spot—not blocking my driveway. I saw three people trying to set up a portable fire pit on the curb. A FIRE PIT. In a residential zone. The city needs to step in and enforce some basic decency before this turns into a full-blown noise complaint apocalypse.