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Man Buys 400 Burner Phones to Rig 'Love Island Voting,' Gets Roasted Alive by Producers Then Dumped

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Man Buys 400 Burner Phones to Rig 'Love Island Voting,' Gets Roasted Alive by Producers Then Dumped

AITA for thinking this dipstick actually had a shot at winning? TL;DR some absolute legend tried to game the 'love island voting' system by setting up a bot farm of 400 prepaid phones in his mom's basement, thinking he could single-handedly carry his boy Kyle to the finale. Producers caught on when the voting patterns looked like a spazzy EKG monitor, traced the IP to his house, and publicly annulled every single one of his votes while calling him a "parasite of democracy" on live TV. He didn't just lose; the villa conspired to dump his mate the next day out of sheer embarrassment. Way to take "dedicated fan" way too literally, my guy.