Man’s $3000 'Gundam Rogue Orbit' Build Falls Off Shelf, Destroys His PS5 and Vasectomy Papers, AITA for laughing?
TL;DR: My neighbor spent his entire savings on a ridiculously intricate 'Gundam Rogue Orbit' figure, positioned it on a wobbly IKEA shelf above his gaming setup, and surprise surprise, it took a nosedive. Took out his $500 PS5 and, I kid you not, the signed paperwork for his upcoming vasectomy. He’s been sobbing for 72 hours, blaming the "unstable orbit trajectory." Now he wants me to crowdfund a replacement Gundam. AITA for posting the carnage to Reddit and calling it "natural selection for collectibles"?
Look, I get that action figures are cool, but if your Mecha is literally "rogue orbiting" towards your balls, maybe rethink your life choices. The only Gundam in that room should've been the one missing after that shelf fell.
#RobotHitAndRun #NoBallsNoPS5