**Woke scientists claim Lake Erie is 'delicate'? Tell that to my flooded basement after a good storm - common sense says we need to fix the damn drains, not study plankton!**
Erie, PA - Another day, another "study" funded by our tax dollars claiming the *great lakes* are in crisis. These experts from the university are saying Lake Erie is turning green from algae and we need to "change our entire lifestyle." Meanwhile, I just spent three grand on a sump pump because the government can't keep the retention ponds clear. Maybe if they stopped worrying about "invasive species" and started focusing on basic infrastructure—like the fact my street floods every April—we wouldn't be in this mess. Common sense isn't common anymore, folks. Drain the wetlands? No, drain the bureaucracy!