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FBI investigating after local man’s Ring doorbell captured neighbors using ‘common sense’ to actually shovel their driveway.

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FBI investigating after local man’s Ring doorbell captured neighbors using ‘common sense’ to actually shovel their driveway.

Well, here we are folks. Another taxpayer-funded circus. The FBI is now reportedly investigating a dispute over a Ring doorbell video showing my neighbor, Dave, shoveling his driveway this morning at 6 AM. Since when is basic decency a federal matter? I’m just sayin’—maybe if people used a little common sense about privacy, we wouldn’t need an alphabet soup agency poking around our cul-de-sacs. Next thing you know, they’ll be asking for footage of me clipping my hedges. Unbelievable.