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great lakes sees dramatic rise in 'lake rage' incidents as tourists and locals feud over prime shoreline real estate

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great lakes sees dramatic rise in 'lake rage' incidents as tourists and locals feud over prime shoreline real estate

AITA for blasting my wake-up playlist at the ass-crack of dawn to spite the trust fund influencer filming her 'morning routine' on a public beach? Yeah, the Great Lakes have become the new battleground for the chronically online and the people who just want to fish in peace. TL;DR: Actual fistfights over parking spots at Sleeping Bear Dunes. Honestly, more entertaining than the last four Marvel movies.