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Millennial basement dwellers rejoice: FBI seizes 100+ Amazon boxes filled with rare Beanie Babies from suspected stockpile cult. AITA for thinking this is not the crime of the century, but the government finally doing something useful? TL;DR: Feds raid a hoarder house, find a stuffed animal empire, and now my eBay scalping dreams are dead.

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Millennial basement dwellers rejoice: FBI seizes 100+ Amazon boxes filled with rare Beanie Babies from suspected stockpile cult. AITA for thinking this is not the crime of the century, but the government finally doing something useful? TL;DR: Feds raid a hoarder house, find a stuffed animal empire, and now my eBay scalping dreams are dead.