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Man Spends 6 Hours Peeing Into Lake Michigan to 'Assert Dominance,' Great Lakes Authorities Say 'Please Stop'

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Man Spends 6 Hours Peeing Into Lake Michigan to 'Assert Dominance,' Great Lakes Authorities Say 'Please Stop'

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