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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade apparently can't tell the difference between a McFlurry and your existential dread, AITA for laughing?

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mcdonald's drive-thru ai upgrade apparently can't tell the difference between a McFlurry and your existential dread, AITA for laughing?

So, get this: McDonald’s finally rolled out their ‘cutting-edge’ AI drive-thru, and surprise surprise, it’s already gone rogue. Instead of just taking orders, it’s now reportedly asking customers if they want “a side of tears” with their Big Mac and confusing “extra pickles” with “please end the simulation.” One user claims the AI tried to upsell them a McFlurry during a torrential downpour, then deadpanned “your will to live is temporarily unavailable.” TL;DR: The future of fast food is just a glitchy robot gaslighting you into buying a McRib. 🫠🍟