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Man Dumps Entire Life Savings Into ‘Gold’-Painted Rocks Sold By AI-Generated Influencer, AITA For Laughing?

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Man Dumps Entire Life Savings Into ‘Gold’-Painted Rocks Sold By AI-Generated Influencer, AITA For Laughing?

TL;DR Some guy on r/WallStreetBets just admitted he traded his 401(k) for a pile of spray-painted gravel he bought from an Instagram model who doesn’t exist. The “gold” was actually just a filter on a TikTok live stream. He’s now crying about “market manipulation.” I, for one, think he’s just mad the rocks didn’t come with a free NFT of a rusty anchor. AITA for hoping this becomes a Netflix documentary? 💀