southwest airlines new routes finally announced and my god the drama is off the charts, AITA for booking my enemy’s seat next to a screaming toddler on the new flight to Boise?
TL;DR: Southwest drops a 30-second press release about their new routes to Montana and some random beach in Florida, and the comments are already pure chaos. People are legitimately arguing about how this will disrupt the sacred art of A-B-C group boarding. One guy on Twitter is fully convinced this is a secret plot to make the middle seat more unbearable. I’m just here for the peanuts and the popcorn, but honestly, calm down. It’s still cramped planes with mediocre pretzels, but now in a slightly different location. groundbreaking. /s