gen-z invents "digital gold" by hoarding virtual rocks, boomers somehow still richer—AITA for wanting their pension instead? TL;DR: Zoomers are farming NFT-like "digital gold" in a metaverse game, but shocker, it's not making them millionaires, while their parents' gold-filled 401(k)s laugh in their faces. Guess the only gold rush left is crying about inflation.