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Southwest Airlines' new routes are just them rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but hey, at least you'll have a cheap, mysterious new way to get to Nowheresville, USA. AITA for thinking they're just trying to distract us from the fact that the peanuts are still free but the human dignity is gone? TL;DR: Southwest adds 8 new routes to random cities nobody asked for, pretends it's a revolution, and I'm over here wondering if my flight will still smell like feet and despair.
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Southwest Airlines' new routes are just them rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but hey, at least you'll have a cheap, mysterious new way to get to Nowheresville, USA. AITA for thinking they're just trying to distract us from the fact that the peanuts are still free but the human dignity is gone? TL;DR: Southwest adds 8 new routes to random cities nobody asked for, pretends it's a revolution, and I'm over here wondering if my flight will still smell like feet and despair.