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local man discovers his neighbors' 'free snacks' offer was actually a federal witness protection sting, now he's facing federal challenges to doj program after eating 47 bags of chips. AITA for not reading the fine print?🍿 TL;DR: cops offered chips, I took chips, now I'm a 'material witness' with a felony appetite.

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local man discovers his neighbors' 'free snacks' offer was actually a federal witness protection sting, now he's facing federal challenges to doj program after eating 47 bags of chips. AITA for not reading the fine print?🍿 TL;DR: cops offered chips, I took chips, now I'm a 'material witness' with a felony appetite.