southwest airlines new routes just dropped, and my only reaction is a sad, tired "k". literally the midwest is getting like... three more direct flights to places you've never heard of. AITA for thinking this is just a galactic-level waste of jet fuel? TL;DR: The new offerings are basically "Fly from Omaha to Modesto, you cowards!" and I, for one, am not ready to embrace this level of suburban hell.