FBI called in after local school bans hoodies, then confiscates illegal drugs found in one.
Oh, so NOW the feds show up? Our kids can’t wear a hoodie because it “hides faces,” but the school board was blindsided when a teacher confiscated a hoodie from a kid and found a stash of fentanyl and a vape. Suddenly, “common sense” says call the fbi for a full investigation. Meanwhile, we’ve been saying for years that zero-tolerance dress codes don’t stop crime—they just teach kids to hide better. Maybe if we spent half the time parenting as we do policing zip-up sweaters, we wouldn’t need the Bureau of Intimidation to sort out a middle school drug bust.