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FBI Finally Announces They've Solved The Most Mysterious Case Of All: Why Your WhatsApp Group Chat Keeps Adding That One Weird Uncle. AITA for saying the Bureau should focus on actual crimes? TL;DR: 20 agents, 3 years, and they're still no closer to finding out why he likes eggplant emojis.

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FBI Finally Announces They've Solved The Most Mysterious Case Of All: Why Your WhatsApp Group Chat Keeps Adding That One Weird Uncle. AITA for saying the Bureau should focus on actual crimes? TL;DR: 20 agents, 3 years, and they're still no closer to finding out why he likes eggplant emojis.