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Geomagnetic Storm Kills Man's Vibes During Outdoor Rave, AITA For Demanding A Refund?

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Geomagnetic Storm Kills Man's Vibes During Outdoor Rave, AITA For Demanding A Refund?

TL;DR: Some clueless normie tried to flex their aurora photos from a "geomagnetic storm" last night, but the real headline is that my EDM playlist got interrupted by satellites freaking out overhead. Seriously, who needs a "northern lights" show when I'm trying to vibe to dubstep? The storm was so overhyped it felt like a millennial trying to use "yeet" unironically. AITA for assuming cosmic rays would at least give my phone better battery life?