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REMOVING CROSSFIRE REFLECTORS FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S PORCH? It’s called common sense, people! The city spent $5,000 on these “safety mirrors” to help kids crossing Sycamore Street, and now some yahoo drove their SUV through the front of a mailbox because they couldn’t see. Our HOA just put up another useless “Slow Down” banner—like that’ll stop the drag racers at 2 AM. Maybe if we all stood in the crossfire of traffic with actual pitchforks, they’d finally use their turn signals. CommonSense SycamoreStreet TrafficChaos
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REMOVING CROSSFIRE REFLECTORS FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S PORCH? It’s called common sense, people! The city spent $5,000 on these “safety mirrors” to help kids crossing Sycamore Street, and now some yahoo drove their SUV through the front of a mailbox because they couldn’t see. Our HOA just put up another useless “Slow Down” banner—like that’ll stop the drag racers at 2 AM. Maybe if we all stood in the crossfire of traffic with actual pitchforks, they’d finally use their turn signals. #CommonSense #SycamoreStreet #TrafficChaos