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Man Buys $2,000 ‘Emotional Support’ Parrot, Gets Caught in Crossfire of Neighbor’s NRA-Themed Wedding and Bird’s Non-Stop Reciting of the 2nd Amendment. AITA for demanding a noise complaint? TL;DR: My new parrot now knows more about gun rights than I do.

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Man Buys $2,000 ‘Emotional Support’ Parrot, Gets Caught in Crossfire of Neighbor’s NRA-Themed Wedding and Bird’s Non-Stop Reciting of the 2nd Amendment. AITA for demanding a noise complaint? TL;DR: My new parrot now knows more about gun rights than I do.