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Southwest Airlines New Routes Are Just More Flights to Places You’ve Already Been, AITA for Feeling Personally Victimized?

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Southwest Airlines New Routes Are Just More Flights to Places You’ve Already Been, AITA for Feeling Personally Victimized?

OMG, my feed is *flooded* with “southwest airlines new routes” like it’s the second coming of cheap peanuts and free checked bags. They’re adding flights to, uh, *checks notes*… Nantucket and Key West. Groundbreaking. I’m just thrilled they’re finally offering a direct flight to my overpriced third-wedding destination. TL;DR: Pay more, sit in a middle seat, and now you can do it from more airports. AITA for thinking this is just a ploy to distract us from the fact that legroom is now a myth and the pretzels are stale?