Among Us Show Unravels Reality TV’s Last Hope: Contestants Accuse Each Other of ‘Venting’ in the Break Room
In a move that somehow makes us nostalgic for the era of “suspiciously specific” pizza orders, the internet has collectively lost its mind over the new *Among Us* show, where grown adults in neon suits are accusing each other of “pulling the electrical sabotage” during a literal corporate team-building exercise. The irony? The show is being praised for having “more complex political intrigue than the last two seasons of *Succession*,” while simultaneously becoming the only place on Earth where “I saw you in the medbay” is a legitimate, non-ironic threat. Critics are calling it “the most accurate simulation of a 2023 office environment,” proving that the only thing more terrifying than a space impostor is a coworker who actually knows how to use the workshop.