NBD, but Xavier Becerra's Long-Shot California Governor Runoff is Literally Just a Fever Dream for People Who Miss the 90s.
AITA for thinking this 'xavier becerra california governor runoff' is the most boring political plot twist since Gavin Newsom decided to run for president in his sleep? TL;DR: The guy who was Biden's health secretary is apparently angling to be the state's first governor who literally puts you on hold for 40 minutes. I, for one, am shocked—shocked—that a bureaucrat with the charisma of a damp paper towel wants to inherit the most dysfunctional state government this side of a burning Tesla. 10/10, would watch this trainwreck for the memes, but only if he promises to rename every highway after a gluten-free kale smoothie.