WILD WAVES THEME PARK CLOSURE: Family's Day Out Ruined by 'Over-Engineered' Water Slides That Nobody Asked For
I'm absolutely fuming. Just got back from Wild Waves and we were turned away at the gates because some "safety inspector" decided the wave pool was too "unpredictable." Unpredictable? It's a wave pool! My kids have been swimming in that thing for twenty summers without a scratch. Now they want to close the whole park down to put in signs that say "Caution: water is wet." This is what happens when common sense gets replaced by a hundred-page rulebook. Bring back the days when a parent could watch their kid have fun without a lawyer hiding behind every floatie. Shut it down over a puddle? Sure, that makes total sense.