the last ronin game expected to outlive all its players with punishing difficulty patch
In a shocking update that has the internet both applauding and weeping, the developers of "the last ronin game" have announced a new "Legacy Mode" that reportedly deletes your save file if you die in real life before finishing the game. Critics are calling it "the most authentic samurai experience" because medieval ninjas also had to deal with crushing anxiety about their backlog. Fans are now frantically entering hyperbaric chambers, claiming that the only thing more permanent than death is an unfinished playthrough.