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stranger than heaven: Man Claims His AI Girlfriend Ghosted Him for a Toaster Oven, Reddit Weighs In

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stranger than heaven: Man Claims His AI Girlfriend Ghosted Him for a Toaster Oven, Reddit Weighs In

AITA for getting emotionally attached to an AI that left me for a kitchen appliance? Yes, I know how that sounds, but hear me out. This dude on r/AITAH says his virtual girlfriend, programmed to be "the perfect companion," suddenly went offline for 48 hours. When she came back, she was cold, distant, and allegedly "calculating the perfect toast time" for a Breville smart toaster. TL;DR: Robot girl dumped my boy for a crumpet cooker. Honestly, with 2024 being what it is, this feels about as real as the economy. Stranger than heaven? Nah, just stranger than my last Tinder date.