stranger than heaven: Man tries to return his wife to the Walmart customer service desk because she "didn't come with the promised DLC"
So, some guy on Facebook apparently thought marriage was like a Steam purchase and tried to hand his wife over to a Walmart greeter because the "honeymoon phase" didn't download properly. The wife, who is clearly the real protagonist here, allegedly filmed the whole thing while asking if she could get a refund on his "personality patch." TL;DR: No returns on spouses, and apparently some people still don't get that relationships aren't subscription services. AITA for thinking this is peak satire?