Stellar Blade Update Adds 'Fan Service' Mode, Local Resident Fumes: 'Common Sense Is Dead'
So Mayor Flatt and the city council are wasting time on a video game update while our potholes swallow compact cars? Stellar Blade's new 'fan service' mode lets players dress a digital character in skimpy outfits, and my property taxes just went up again. Common sense says fix the roads before pandering to gamers who can't even tell you the capital of Brazil. My neighbor's kid won't stop talking about 'stretch fabric physics' while the library budget got slashed. Priorities, people.