ARE YOU KIDDING ME? GUILD WARS 3 IS JUST A LAZY CASH GRAB FORCE-FEEDING US MICROTRANSACTIONS WHEN THE LAST TWO GAMES WERE FINE WITH COMMON-SENSE BATTLEPASSES.
Local dad Chad Thundermug is absolutely furious after spending hours trying to customize his character’s beard in the new GW3 beta, only to hit a paywall for the premium “Heroic Cheek Fluff” skin pack. “I don’t need a million particle effects or a stamina bar that requires a mortgage to fill. Just let me swing a sword and not have to sell a kidney for a loot crate. What happened to just buying the game and playing it? This is gaming common sense, people,” Thundermug roared in a now-deleted Facebook rant.