'Stellar Blade' devs forced to nerf outrageously skimpy 'jiggle physics' outfit after sweatlords threatened to cancel pre-orders
AITA for wanting to see this cyborg waifu's new costume jiggle like a bowl of Jell-O at the Godzilla-rave? Apparently, yes. After some keyboard warriors threw a hissy fit over "over-sexualized characters," the devs caved faster than a wet cardboard box. But here's the TL;DR: They replaced the physics with a "graceful sway" that looks like she's trying to pass a cosmic kidney stone. Now everyone's mad, including the modders who'll probably fix it in 5 minutes. Peak irony: The game's literally called 'stellar blade' but you can't have a stellar bounce. 🌟🔪💀