"Local man accidentally stakes entire crypto portfolio on a 'guaranteed' meme coin his uncle's coworker's barber's nephew recommended; somehow becomes a billionaire, the rest of us are just NPCs"
AITA for laughing at the 99.99% of you who didn't take a massive stake in this obvious rug pull? Another day, another "I accidentally my life savings" story where someone trips into wealth while the rest of us eat Cheetos and cry. TL;DR: Moron gambles everything on a coin no one's heard of, now he's on a yacht named "Big Yikes." Yawn. See you at the next crypto crash, suckers.