Some Guy Fought the Government for 5 Years Over a Stolen Sandwich, AITA for Thinking 'Federal Challenges to DOJ Program' is Just His Way of Avoiding Real Jail Time?
TL;DR - My neighbor, let's call him "Legal Eagle," got his lunch bag jacked by a feral cat at a federal park. Instead of letting it go, he decided the DOJ's program for prosecuting wildlife theft needed some *federal challenges*. Now he's fighting a subpoena to attend a deposition at 6 AM. I told him to get a life and a proper lunchbox. He called me a bootlicker. Reddit, am I the asshole for thinking the entire legal system is a disaster?