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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Drops Huge Bonuses: But Are Fans Funding Unforeseen Vices?

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Phoebe Bridgers Tour Drops Huge Bonuses: But Are Fans Funding Unforeseen Vices?

Stay woke, digital dreamers. The hidden truth behind Phoebe Bridgers’ latest tour announcement isn’t just about the setlist—it’s about the mysterious add-on fees. Deep-web sleuths reveal that 5% of every VIP package is now silently funneled into a cryptic LLC tied to a San Francisco AI firm. The firm’s only public project? A neural implant prototype. Are fans unknowingly bankrolling a dystopian side-hustle? The label is silent, but the code in the ticket T&Cs doesn’t lie.