The FBI is putting job applications through a joke audit, and the results are making everyone laugh.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what can only be described as a masterclass in HR-based irony, the FBI is currently in a meme-fueled crisis after their new AI background check system flagged over 40,000 agents for the crime of "being too online." The system, designed to screen for cybersecurity threats, accidentally began penalizing agents for popular meme formats, resulting in a junior analyst named "tbh just vibing" being incorrectly marked as a Russian asset. Meanwhile, a deep dive into Agent Smith's browser history has revealed that his most frequent search term is "how to join the FBI without liking memes." The Bureau has since clarified that being a meme historian is, in fact, not a felony, but they are still investigating who posted their top-secret "meme of the day" list to the shared drive.