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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Tour Where She’ll Be Miserable in 50 New Cities, Fans Already Crying

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Phoebe Bridgers Announces Tour Where She’ll Be Miserable in 50 New Cities, Fans Already Crying

AITA for saying her new "Phoebe Bridgers Tour" is just an excuse to sell overpriced merch and make us all listen to "Moon Song" while crying on public transit? TL;DR: The 2025 tour hits smaller venues for "intimacy"—aka so you can watch her emotionally unravel under a disco ball for $150 a ticket. But hey, at least she’s not playing "Kyoto" twice… yet. Guess I’ll be splitting a Xanax with a stranger in the pit for the full experience. 🙄