Man Buys Lifetime Pass to Wild Waves Theme Park Closure, Discovers It's Only Good for the Demolition Crew's Coffee Run, AITA for Demanding a Refund?
TL;DR: Local dude thought he was getting a sweet deal on eternal water slides, but turns out the only "wild waves" left are the tears from the park's creditors. "Lifetime" apparently expires when the last rollercoaster is sold for scrap. Now he's fighting corporate lawyers who claim the pass covers "emotional turbulence." Wild waves theme park closure hits harder than the drop on a broken log flume.