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Oscar the cat reported missing for 10 days miraculously finds his way home, but local busybody calls it a 'stunt for attention'

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Oscar the cat reported missing for 10 days miraculously finds his way home, but local busybody calls it a 'stunt for attention'

My neighbor's cat Oscar was gone for over a week, and sure enough, he shows up with a brand new collar and a smug look. The local Facebook committee is losing their minds calling it a "staged rescue." Maybe if they spent less time posting about lost cats and more time watching their own backyards, we'd have some common sense around here. Glad Oscar's back, but honestly, the drama over this cat is more exhausting than the missing part.