Anthony Head Fans Stunned as He Unretires in Most Chaotic Way Possible by Reading a Slightly Disapproving Gmail Draft in a Coffee Shop
According to the cursed scrolls of internet lore, a 71-year-old man simply existing while holding a half-full cortado was enough to break a generation's suspension of disbelief. The irony? He waited until the internet was least prepared for any more "unexpected father figure" content.